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For St. Patrick’s Day
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds:
“You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’82.”
“This is unbelievable!,” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and graduated in ’82, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?,” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds:
“You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of Course,” replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”
“Dublin,” comes the reply.
“I can’t believe it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”
“Of course,” replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”
“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ’82.”
“This is unbelievable!,” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and graduated in ’82, too!”
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?,” he asks the bartender.
“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
I tried licking there, but all I got was a smear on my screen.
(insert your own joke here)
The end of a long day
It’s nearly impossible to shop for men’s underwear without feeling a little gay.
“Back off! I haven’t had my morning tea.”
Zombification courtesy of Zombie Booth (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombiebooth-3d-zombifier/id363955135?mt=8)
Why you shouldn’t disturb me at breakfast
Zombification courtesy of Zombie Booth (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombiebooth-3d-zombifier/id363955135?mt=8)
“Sam” (last name not given) comes to Charlottesville once a month from Norfolk and decorates the Freedom of Speech wall
Best friends